Help Me Set An Old Man's Mind Straight

Family - At Ann-Marie's suggestion, I implore you to comment on this post. Yesterday, Dad (in front of Grandma, Shaunie, Bart and Scott) declared that I (Heather) am the most manipulative child he has. I think the exact phrase was, "Every family has a master manipulator; Scott is the one in our family and Heathie is the one in my family."

Of course, I was totally confused as to how I could be both the most direct and most manipulative child. I responded with a "I bet if you asked my siblings, hands down it would be someone else." So I'm asking. To help clear the record, but not cause any other family member to be identified as the true master manipulator and thus cause hurt feelings, I am asking you to simply rank me among the immediate siblings (1 being the most manipulative and 7 being the least). You can do this by anonymous post if necessary. Thanks fam! Look forward to your ranking and sharing it with Painho.

Friends and family are welcome to participate in the anonymous survey at the right as well.

To help, I've pasted the definition below. (Well, maybe I did change the position of my fetus...)

Manipulate /məˈnɪpyəˌleɪt/ –verb (used with object), -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing.
1. to manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner: to manipulate people's feelings.
2. to handle, manage, or use, esp. with skill, in some process of treatment or performance: to manipulate a large tractor.
3. to adapt or change (accounts, figures, etc.) to suit one's purpose or advantage.
4. Medicine/Medical. to examine or treat by skillful use of the hands, as in palpation, reduction of dislocations, or changing the position of a fetus.

Love you Painho!